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August 18th, 2007
Xemnas is gone, and I, Xigbar, am in charge. Let me note down what has happened so far...
To start, Axel burned down the entire castle, which we have two days to rebuild. He did this by cooking dinner (which as usual was burned), and leaving the gas going on the stove... and then playing with his lighter. Boom goes the kitchen, which quickly spread to the rest of the castle.
Demyx flooded the now non-existent bathrooms, and sent a bushel of title waves speeding down the stairways, into all the main hallways and rooms.
Roxas locked every door in the damn castle, and then locked himself in a closet, crying about how he shouldn't come out because he doesn't exist anyway and he has no point in life. Emo moment, much?
Larxene, in her bitchy constant-PMS-mood, made the static electricity in the castle so high that whenever you touch anything other than rubber, you get a shock strong enough to paralyze a rat or two.
Xaldin got pissed off, and created tons of little whirl winds, all around the castle. One of them destroyed Marluxia's garden, which in turn sent number XI on a rampage, and covered all the new construction with big, fat, thorny vines, making it impossible for anyone to finish rebuilding the castle.
Saix fucking flipped out at Riku, and killed him. One less enemy.
Luxord turned Sora into dice, and won't stop playing poker with him. He's been on a winning streak for the past five days, and Lexeaus is convinced that Sora's cheating somehow, and helping Luxord win. They got into a fist fight, and broke the poker table, which only got Luxord madder...
Vexen went into the library to get out a book on lobotomies, and found that the pages of every single book he picked up were out of order. He then got his answer to why they were like that when he saw Zexion sitting in the only dark, but yet still intact spot in the library with clean, and bloody pages strewn out around him. He was giving himself long paper cuts on his wrists in every direction. Roxas's emo mood has been beaten, that's for sure.
Later, I found frozen flower petals scattered throughout the hallway, which only means Marluxia and Vexen are "playing" together again.
Why the fuck does the castle go insane whenever Xemnas isn't here?
Is it because I'm in charge? Do they really have that little respect for me? It isn't fair, god damn it!
Shit, here comes Xaldin, and he appears to be in a stab-happy mood.
Gotta go!
~Xigbar, II
Xemnas is gone, and I, Xigbar, am in charge. Let me note down what has happened so far...
To start, Axel burned down the entire castle, which we have two days to rebuild. He did this by cooking dinner (which as usual was burned), and leaving the gas going on the stove... and then playing with his lighter. Boom goes the kitchen, which quickly spread to the rest of the castle.
Demyx flooded the now non-existent bathrooms, and sent a bushel of title waves speeding down the stairways, into all the main hallways and rooms.
Roxas locked every door in the damn castle, and then locked himself in a closet, crying about how he shouldn't come out because he doesn't exist anyway and he has no point in life. Emo moment, much?
Larxene, in her bitchy constant-PMS-mood, made the static electricity in the castle so high that whenever you touch anything other than rubber, you get a shock strong enough to paralyze a rat or two.
Xaldin got pissed off, and created tons of little whirl winds, all around the castle. One of them destroyed Marluxia's garden, which in turn sent number XI on a rampage, and covered all the new construction with big, fat, thorny vines, making it impossible for anyone to finish rebuilding the castle.
Saix fucking flipped out at Riku, and killed him. One less enemy.
Luxord turned Sora into dice, and won't stop playing poker with him. He's been on a winning streak for the past five days, and Lexeaus is convinced that Sora's cheating somehow, and helping Luxord win. They got into a fist fight, and broke the poker table, which only got Luxord madder...
Vexen went into the library to get out a book on lobotomies, and found that the pages of every single book he picked up were out of order. He then got his answer to why they were like that when he saw Zexion sitting in the only dark, but yet still intact spot in the library with clean, and bloody pages strewn out around him. He was giving himself long paper cuts on his wrists in every direction. Roxas's emo mood has been beaten, that's for sure.
Later, I found frozen flower petals scattered throughout the hallway, which only means Marluxia and Vexen are "playing" together again.
Why the fuck does the castle go insane whenever Xemnas isn't here?
Is it because I'm in charge? Do they really have that little respect for me? It isn't fair, god damn it!
Shit, here comes Xaldin, and he appears to be in a stab-happy mood.
Gotta go!
~Xigbar, II
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Saix Breaks the Coffee Machine
Saix Breaks the Coffee Machine
You idiot! yelled Marluxia. Now hed done it. The coffee machine was in pieces in his hands
But wait, Im getting ahead of myself. Youre probably wondering:
A: How did Saix break the coffee machine?
B: Why did Saix break the coffee machine?
C: Why you are suddenly craving some coffee.
So lets go back about four hours to see what this whole fiasco is about.
~:Four Hours Earlier:~
Saix lounged on the couch with his arms behind his head. Axel had left for a mission yesterday, and Demyx was fast asleep. Only the occasional moan of frustration from Vexens lab coul
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'Xigbar Is...?'
A few months later
Demyx rushed through the hallway of Castle Oblivion, panting. How come IM the one who has to get him
? he whined under his breath. Right now, he was searching for Xaldin it was suspected that he was the one who had stabbed the PC. Hed probably had some problems winning a particularly hard game and stabbed it out of frustration. Demyx had already gone Number 3s room, and he wasnt there. So now, he was running around the castle like a chicken with its head chopped off, looking for The Dreadlocks and Sideburns of DOOM.
Thats when he heard music blasting
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I. XemSai
I see everyone in the castle beginning to find love amongst each other. Most except for myself, Lexaeus, Zexion, Demyx, Luxord, Xaldin
I mean, Im happy for everyone who has found someone. Axel has Roxas, Marluxia has Vexen. Xigbar has Xaldin. Larxene has Naminé.
The castle seemed as bleak as always. Yet, there is a difference in everything. The moon between everyone seemed to become oddly lifted. All except the beloved Superior. His cold heart--or lack there of--seemed to have blocked himself away from the others. Nevertheless, he couldnt ever give a chance to even be a tad bit nice.
Even if nobodies didnt actu
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this is great! the only part i dont like is where zexion is cutting himself cause zexion is not an emo!